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Future Spider Cheerleader: Eleanor Duquin

Spider Defensemen Christopher Duquin and his wife are happy to announce the birth of their second child and first daughter, Eleanor Hanley Duquin.

Born last Saturday, March 8 @ 8:55am, little Eli came in the world at a healthy 8lbs, 4oz and 19 3/4 inches.

Mom and baby are doing fine. Reports, as of this posting, have Chris ranked #3 in the current Children's Hospital "Best Nipple Contest" only to the 6th floor night janitor and a parttime orderly named Bruce.

Who would have thought? Rick The Aardvark!

Considering that Peek is an elementary teacher in the Batavia School system, he gets the benefit of the doubt on this one.

For those who are not in the know, Arthur is an animated series for 4- to 8-year-olds that premiered in 1996. The series details the sometimes comic, sometimes emotional adventures of Arthur and his family and friends through engaging stories that explore issues faced by real kids. The series' goals are to help foster an interest in reading and writing, and to encourage the development of positive social skills.

Supposedly the teachers got together last Friday morning and put on a play for the kids. Considering must of our occupations, I am sort of jealous...

However, one has to ponder if he does not dress this way and hit the local bar scene in downtown Batavia on a Saturday night.

When asked in regards to, long time wing-man and best friend Mike Zavarella shrugged his head and said with a whily smirk, "one never knows."