Friday, December 21, 2007
Rebuilding #42 - Hellert's Heart
Monday, November 19, 2007
Helping out the Hellerts
Many leaves were raked, some trees are no longer, and a few OV's were downed.
A job well done boys!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Monday, October 1, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
RYAN HARTNETT TIES THE KNOT!!!
Friday, September 14, 2007
Spiders Win American Indoor Summer League Championship
It was pleasant day in West Seneca, not to hot not too cold. The ambient temperature at game time was somewhere around 72 degrees. The day was set for Championship hockey….
Today was the day for the #1 Ranked Knockaround guys to face the #2 ranked SPIDERS. The teams had dueled to a 4-4 tie earlier this year but what would this day bring…
The Kguys scored early on a long shot from the point a clean face off win gave them the shot.
But the Spiders battled back and scored one of their own a beauty of a shot by Schlegel. The K Guys rounded out the scoring in the first with a broken play goal that barely made it over the line.
Sometime in the second a nice feed from Fins found Jeff Zawada’s stick and Zawada made them pay for it as the Spiders knotted it at two, the Spiders had control of the game and aside from some minor skirmishes in our zone it was clear the tide was turning….towards our web walking team.
The second period saw a questionable penalty call lead to a short handed Spider goal … Denny steals it at their lie and makes the “leagues top goalie” look SILLY as Denny dekes and shovels it to the roof…. But then on the way to the championship something odd happened … 3 K-guys goals in 3 minutes… not but 1 minute after Dennys tally
The k-guys were smirking and seemed very pleased with themselves. It was at this point the K-guys began counting their chickens (before they had hatched)…. Truth be told the Spiders were stunned for the moment and the bench was quiet during the second intermission. Each one of us wondering if we could get come back in this game… and yet we knew we could “let’s get one quick said one Spider.. we need to get one quick… Harry said stuff too but I don’t think anyone was listening, each of us contemplating our job at hand. It was long time Spider Mike Stayoch that lit the beacon of hope early in the third … just like the voice said “let’s get one early“ Mike came “flying” on the far boards and flipped it past the goalie all while he got utterly hammered into the boards… “you flew like 4 feet into the boards” remarked one spider after the game. As Stayoch grabbed and rubbed his shoulder. With that beginning new hope and step came into the Spiders steps as Mike halved the deficit to 1 goal…..
Denny flies in the corner turns out “no point no point yells the spider defenseman. Denny takes a look to the net draws off a defender and fires a bullet over to Kalinski… SHOT GOAL, Kalinski rips it by the goalie ... the Spiders have tied the game at five the Spiders have tied the game at five… The spiders have tied the game with 12 minutes to go in the third.
Later in the period with about 10 minutes to go a most unfortunate incident happened during a rush in the Spiders zone- a ball ricocheted out off of Hellert’s leg and hit post. There was a pileup in front Kalinski and another guy got tangled up and slammed into goalie Chris Farr and he heard a great POP sound..
Farr was in pain and down for at least a minute…was was next was it broken was it sprains is Farr just a wuss?... all these things went through our heads but the way he was moving … or not moving He had to be hurting…. Rickey got his goalie gear. After a brief spell he got up and gamer that he is he went back between the pipes…..
The Spiders seemed emboldened by his bravery and put the pressure on the next 10 minutes including a 2 minute PP but to no avail... stopped at every turn by what appeared to be a wall of a goalie.
After a few flurries in the K-guys end regulation ended deadlocked at 6.
Overtime was more like table tennis or two fighter feeling each other out during a fight punch counter punch dance no one was pressing full out.
One overtime came and went… a second flowed on through a post here a post there…
Then with 849 left in regulation It was all over the Spider’s out lasted the younger K-Guys when Denny lit Tim Z up one last time for the hat trick…..
That was the ------
GOAL of the Night
I would have loved to tell you what happened but I didn’t see much of it
I would ask Peek but he was getting a Gatorade when we scored it…
So here goes
Denny races up the near boards blows by the K-guy defender and rips it by the goalie and we went berserk tossing gloves and mobbing Lenny…
THE QUOTES OF THE WEEK
1. Stayoch: “Rick, go get me a powerade”
2. Farr: “I heard my ankle go pop”
Hellert: "Don’t worry it’s the ones you can’t hear that you have to worry about”
Wahl: “huh?”
Hellert: “I don’t want him to worry about his ankle”
Wahl: “oh”
3. Unknown Spider: "Their goalie won the goalie trophy right?"
Zav: “Ya their guys won all the trophies”
Hellert: “All the trophies but ONE”
And we all smiled….
4. Kalinski: “So will those pictures go on the Christmas card this year?”
Wahl: “yes on the ornaments.”
5. Fins “Have you had @N@1 $ex with a woman before?"
6. Josh: “that we are the champions thing was one of the gayest things I have ever seen."
Zav- “all it means is we know how to have fun”
7. Wahl: “Stay on your feet Tonge!!!”
8. Joe: "you deserve a stranger tonight!”
9. Fins: “I’m a dirty man.”
10. And finally, No one can forget .. “the screaming seagull”… especially if you have tried it…
STRIPES REPORT
Richie can get cut down from behind slammed face first into the boards but if I get near a guy and have my stick on a guy I get 2 minutes….
The K-guys can pull ball after ball into their body ( hockey ball that is) and not get a delay penalty…I don’t know…………we won (woohoo) so I guess I shouldn’t complain
SCRATCHES
Dave Chan… He is done walking … couldn’t make the flight up …
Peek DNQ scratch
Wahl (eyeball)
Ryan Hartnett- had to set up chairs for his stag – (Harry has tickets)
Badding- DNQ scratch
Three Stars of tonight’s game, voted on by members of the media and anyone who says something after the game.
1. Denny – 6 goals and 2 assists, Iv’e never see him hustle more or move faster….
2. Farr- he mad a lot of nice saves and played on “potentially a broken ankle (heck we didn’t know at the time)”
3. Fins 3 assists he played ½ the third and both overtimes…
Regular season STATS
PP 0% (2-2)
YTD 56% (14-25) 1-3 - 2 man adv, 1 SHG against
PK% 100% (1-1)
YTD% 96% 24-25 (1-1, 7min adv) (1-1, 5 min) (2 man 4-4)
PPGoals
Denny (4)
Tongue (3)
Fins(3)
Grundistch (2)
Janos (1)
Jeff Zawada (1)
SHGoals
Fins (3)
Denny(3)
Wahl (2)
Stayoch (1)
Tongue (1)
Joe Zawada (1)
BY THE NUMBERS - PLAYOFFS ONLY
7-8 on PK, 3 SHG 2 by Denny and 1 by Stayoch
3-5 on PP, Goals by Denny (3) and Joe Z
Denny 3 G (13) 1A (4)
Kalinski 1G (2) (2A)
Jeff Z. 1G (1)
Joe Z (1G)
Fins 3 A (8)
Stayoch 1 G (3) 1A (3)
Tonge (1G)
Hellert (1A)
Monday, September 10, 2007
Let's Finish the Summer First
Remember we scored one and they called it back on the "infamous" 60-ft is better than 3 feet high stick call.
Like DuQuin said after the game when asked what we happened-
"We missed Ricky and Mike."
5:30 PM est lets come with our A game and we will triumph.
Signing off
Victory belongs to the more persevering
Napolean Bonaparte
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Hockey Fall '07
I took a look at the schedule, as it stands today, for the Fall '07/Spring '08 Spiders season and did a little analysis since Harry and Tom said it was lopsided..
This is what I came up with:
5:30 - 4 games
6:30 - 5 games
7:30 - 6 games
8:30 - 3 games
9:30 - 3 games
10:30 - 4 games
11:30 - 3 games
Out of a 28 game season I think this schedule is pretty good.. We can't get away from the 10:30 and 11:30 games so I think we got a good schedule.
Hopefully it stays this way!!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Spiders at Wrigley Field, Chicago
So, one could not resist asking if he would represent the Spiders colors in the windy city.
Considering Rick, like most of us, is up for anything crazy and fun, he said yes!
In fact, he even had someone in the crowd ask where he got the jersey... cause he (the guy) had one just like it! Crazy.
Kudos to Rick!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
How they fixed my Eyeball!
The idea that someones life, and thus their eyeball, will allow for me to see again is very surreal. Yea, it is not a heart or liver or even a lung, but a gift nevertheless that would not be possible in any other form. For that I am eternally grateful. Thank You.
Anyway, much thanks go out to my loving wife Kelly and my parents for putting up with my sorry ass... and for all who have called, texted, emailed and sent over gifts. Nice to know that when you "go off the grid" people actually care.
Now, seriously. Ali Gage, model and actress was 28 when diagnosed with Keratonconus. A corneal transplant was done. The below link is a slide-show of her surgery from 2001. Some things are little different now, but it's very similar.
Go to: http://www.fyeye.com/power-point/agcornea-transplant/Ali-Transplant/sld002.htm
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Spider's 2nd Annual Family Picnic
We will try again next year.
As soon as Harry is better I will have him change the Spider's Social Events Calendar to include the cancellation.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Rebuilding #77 - Harry's right eyeball
About 1/ 2000 people will develop keratoconus. Most people will have a mild or moderate form of the disease. Less than 10% of keratoconics will develop the most severe form. It typically is diagnosed in the late teens or twenties. However, many people have been diagnosed in their mid to late thirties; this is usually a more mild form of the disease. It is common for one eye to precede faster than the other and the eyes may go for long periods of time without any change and then change dramatically over a period of months.
Monday, July 30, 2007
ZawadaBowl 2007 is a success!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Another Future Spider: Christopher John Farr
Friday, July 20, 2007
Future Spider: Trent Grundtisch
I tried to wear my jersey into the operating room, but was denied....had to wear scrubs. So I had to wait until we got home to take a picture. So, what position do you think he'll play? I was thinking D because we need a little more speed back there!
-Tim
Here's his stats:
Name: Trent Timothy Grundtisch
Age: 6 days
Weight: 5 pounds, 8 ounces
Height: 19.5 inches
Shoots: unknown (already has a harder shot than his dad!)
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Spiders in Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Friday, July 13, 2007
Fun
Monday, July 9, 2007
Marchant, Lord Stanley & SPIDERS!
BUFFALO NEWS COMMENTARY
Gleason: Lord Stanley pays a visit
General Manager Brian Burke put the Ducks over the top when he traded for Chris Pronger, adding to a defense corps that already had Scott Niedermayer. You think Burke sat around slurping champagne after winning it all? He worried that Niedermayer might retire after winning the Cup, so he quickly signed Mathieu Schneider and Todd Bertuzzi.
Ryan can look at the greatest trophy in professional sports, knowing it’s so close but so very far away. Something tells me it’s not quite the Stanley Cup story Ryan had in mind.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Gleason: Blame rests solely with team brass
Bucky Gleason: Blame rests solely with team brass
Right when you thought the news couldn’t get much worse coming from HSBC Arena, we come to find out that Chris Drury actually accepted a contract offer from the Buffalo Sabres that would have kept him around for a tad more than $5 million a year. And what did the Sabres do? Nothing. Zip. Zero. Zilch.
Drury agreed to a four-year deal worth $21.5 million last fall. He waited and waited . . . and waited . . . for the Sabres to send the contract to his agent so he could sign the bottom line. Days passed without hearing from the Sabres. Then it was weeks. Still, nothing. Finally, he started having second thoughts.
Captain Clutch is one of the all-time professionals in sports history, so he couldn’t have been too thrilled upon realizing he was dealing with the direct opposite. Sources said he was troubled by their lack of professionalism but was willing to ignore their tactics because he wanted to stay in Buffalo. He never whispered a word about the aforementioned facts behind the scenes. His teammates had no clue.
See, Drury never operated that way because it’s unsavory. Presumably, he didn’t want to disrupt the Sabres while they headed for the Presidents’ Trophy. It was their responsibility to make sure it was completed. They arrogantly thought they had him locked up. They snickered at suggestions they could lose him, never knowing unrestricted free agency sounded better by the day.
Now you know that the Sabres could have kept Drury and co-captain Daniel Briere for just more than $10 million per season in combined salary, which was about $3.5 million less per year than they received from their new teams. Buffalo would have easily had enough dough left over to address other needs, such as winger Thomas Vanek.
Why didn’t it happen? Good question, but the Sabres made one gaffe after another until the possibility of keeping Drury or Briere collapsed.
Managing partner Larry Quinn and General Manager Darcy Regier claimed the two sides spoke, but no offer was made. They also maintained that Drury wanted to leave, but that clearly was false. It was a weak attempt to take pressure off of them and throw some responsibility on Drury, who wanted to stay but split town because he felt that he had exhausted his options in Buffalo.
Judging by the looks of Quinn and Regier on Monday, they were still in shock after losing their two star players. Heck, I almost wanted to get them a blanket. Almost.
Quinn and Regier added up Drury and Briere’s new contracts and came up with $87 million, which was misleading at best. The truth was it could have been $46.5 million had the Sabres made a stronger effort to keep them starting last summer. But what’s a $40.5 million difference among friends, right?
Let me make this perfectly clear, in case you might be thinking otherwise: Drury is not the bad guy here. Neither is Briere. This one is on the Sabres and nobody else.
Drury’s professionalism and the Sabres’ lack thereof, including their treatment of Briere, is what led him to finally test the open market. Even after the season, Drury would have accepted a contract that would have paid him between $6 million and $7 million, which is less than he signed for with the New York Rangers, but only if it meant keeping Briere.
The Sabres gambled, lost and will suffer whatever consequences. Quinn and Regier were right about one thing Monday. The sky isn’t falling. The Sabres still have a good team. But had management possessed a little foresight concerning their co-captains and tweaked the roster to add toughness, the sky was the limit. The fact Drury and Briere departed with the Sabres getting nothing in return reeks of incompetence.
Owner Tom Golisano, who was noticeably absent from Monday’s proceedings, has said numerous times that he wished everybody had one-day contracts. Well, it might be fine in the private sector, but it doesn’t work that way in professional sports if you want to keep quality people and maintain a decent reputation.
The Sabres can expect to have a recruiting problem on their hands unless they get back into contention, a difficult chore without their two best players. In case you didn’t notice, free agents haven’t exactly been lining up to play here. Jason Blake, a 40-goal scorer last season with the Islanders, once was interested in Buffalo solely because he wanted to play with Drury. Instead, you’ll see him eight times a year with Toronto.
Jaromir Jagr will understand in short order what all the fuss over Drury is about. He’ll see how Drury approaches the game, how he shows up every day for work, how he never takes a shift off, how he proves heart and grit can go a long way, how he treats the people around him and never takes anything for granted.
And that was always Drury’s greatest strength. He’s a humble superstar, a rarity in sports. It’s something fans should remember next season when the Rangers visit town. We’ll see if management calls a news conference to suggest fans are booing. Everybody else will understand they’re actually Druuu-ing.
http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/story/111929.html
Monday, July 2, 2007
Bucky Gleason: Sabres get a lesson in business
Gleason: Sabres get a lesson in business
By Bucky Gleason
In case you hadn’t heard, Joe Thornton signed a three-year contract extension worth $21.6 million with the San Jose Sharks on Sunday. The former Hart Trophy winner had one year remaining on his contract, but the Sharks didn’t want to risk the possibility of losing their best player.
It made such good sense that the Calgary Flames decided to follow suit. They’re working on a long-term contract extension with winger Jarome Iginla, making sure a year in advance their best player doesn’t skate freely into unrestricted free agency.
Thornton will receive a $600,000-perseason bump in pay, which isn’t all that much considering how much he would have pocketed had he shopped himself in the open market. He’ll make $7.2 million per season over the final three years, terrific for the Sharks because he could have received $8 million, maybe $9 million.
Iginla? He figured he was already getting a fair shake, so he was prepared to take little or no raise to stick around. He’s giving the Flames a break, really, because they’ve treated him properly by simply addressing his situation. It was a show of faith. Iginla returned the favor with a show of loyalty. See how it works?
For some reason, such as arrogance, the Buffalo Sabres figured they could get away with trying to muscle co-captains Chris Drury and Daniel Briere when, in fact, General Manager Darcy Regier and owner Tom Golisano didn’t have an ounce of leverage. Apparently, they thought they were smarter than legions of people who have wailed all season to get something done. Boy, they really taught Drury and Briere a lesson, didn’t they?
Briere signed an eye-popping eight-year deal worth $52 million with Philadelphia. It’s exactly three years and $27 million more than he would have accepted from the Sabres, had they tended to their business back in January. Yep, the cerebral Sabres could have had him for $25 million over five years.
Drury landed a five-year deal worth $35.25 million with the New York Rangers, who realized they would have beaten the Sabres last season with Captain Clutch in their lineup. So when you break it down, Briere will average $6.5 million per season while Drury will get just more than $7 million per year.
Add it up, $13.5 million per year, give or take a few bucks. It’s about what the Sabres should have expected.
One more time: Drury and Briere would have stayed in Buffalo for less money than their market value had the Sabres shown genuine interest. The Sabres’ gross miscalculation concerning this situation will cost them plenty of fans, which translates to plenty of money. It’s bad business.
It doesn’t matter that Philly overpaid for Briere. What matters is the Sabres could have kept their leading scorer without overpaying him. Instead, they did next to nothing, which was simply mindboggling.
The Rangers are legitimate contenders with Drury and Scott Gomez being added to a good lineup that already had Jaromir Jagr. The Rangers found a way to give three players more than $22 million next season. We’ll see if it works, but at least they made the effort to get better.
Buffalo is left with trying to clean up its own mess, which likely will mean spending more than necessary on other players. Trust me, the price for Thomas Vanek just increased because he’s more valuable to the Sabres than ever. We’ll see if another team, such as the Montreal Canadiens, throws a pile of money on Vanek’s lap and forces Buffalo to match.
It’s safe to assume a proud hockey town feels like it was kicked in the stomach by the very team it supported, not the leaders who departed. Good thing the Sabres kept coach Lindy Ruff, at least for now.
Let’s just call the Sabres’ situation what it is, the biggest personnel blunder in the history of the franchise. The Ottawa Senators fired John Muckler after he helped them reach the Stanley Cup finals because he didn’t do enough at the trade deadline. The Sabres gave Regier a contract extension for doing nothing since the deadline.
Here I was last summer praising Regier for locking up his younger players. It actually looked like the guy finally understood the importance of keeping good people. Come to find out, his real genius is keeping his job. How it has continued for a decade and counting is one of the true sports mysteries. He should have been fired years ago. What, Bob Clarke wasn’t available?
Regier has alienated scouts, players, front-office types and fans for years and still came away relatively unscathed. Golisano deserves his share of criticism for Drury and Briere cruising into free agency. So does managing partner Larry Quinn, who should have been astute enough to comprehend the situation and strong enough to fix it.
A little lesson in NHL economics, boys, without trying to insult your intelligence: The money flows from the ticket-buying public to the owner to the players, not from the owner to the players to the fans. You would think Golisano would know more than anyone, but apparently the man who founded Paychex doesn’t like signing them.
His conversation with Regier last summer should have lasted about five seconds.
Golisano: Darcy, it’s Tom, your boss. Yeah, get Chris and Danny signed to contract extensions before they slip away.
Regier: Well, Tom, our policy is that we don’t usually sign players in the last year of . . .
Golisano: Darcy, you’re fired. Click.
The message San Jose and Calgary sent to their players and fans was they were committed to keeping them. The message Thornton and Iginla sent to management was they wouldn’t demand the last dollar. The message all involved sent to other players was San Jose and Calgary are quality organizations.
The Flyers and Rangers sent the message they’re playing for keeps. And the message the Sabres have sent since last summer was confirmed over the weekend. They’re not serious about winning the Stanley Cup. Just look at the way they do business and the players they have pushed away.
Now that Drury and Briere are gone, perhaps Regier and Golisano will get the message, too.