Not bad for $1.25 a bottle/can!!!
You really do get what you pay for...
KEYSTONE LIGHT: "Always Smooth. Even When Your Not."
http://www.keystonelightbeer.com/
Review - This beer really is the pits. Its only redeeming quality is that low, low price it has. The appearance is a sickly, transparent yellow. A fizzy foam occurs upon pouring (I won't call it a head), and disappears within minutes. As for smell, well, it doesn't really smell like anything. The same can be said for taste. Biggest qualm with Keystone is that it's level of carbonation is pretty high, making it fairly unpleasant to drink. There's a little chemical drying of the mucous membrane, but as it warms, it makes your mouth feel like you haven't brushed your teeth in a day. There are better alternatives to this. Buying a handle of second-rate vodka and mixing it with water would be cheaper and almost as tasty as Keystone Light. You could even add yellow food dye to make it look the same.
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OV (Old Vienna): Lets just say that even Molson does not even admit to it anymore!
www.molson.com
Review - OV is supposed to stand for "Old Vienna", suggesting that it's a Vienna style lager. The guys in the locker room will call it "old vagina", suggesting what it really tastes like. A great beer for elderly drinkers—the type you see haunting the hallowed halls known as Billy O's and Golden Swan. Not so great for anyone else, unless you just got laid off from the dye-stamping factory. The full name, Old Vienna, is quite deceptive, considering that over in Austria and Germany there are strict laws about the way beer must be brewed. In other words, OV would be seriously outlawed over there.
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